Ann Coulter is a hypocrite

It's easy to see how Ann Coulter has gained such popularity as the pretty face of Republicanism. Let's not forget, though, that the Devil himself was adroit at the art of disguise. Ann Coulter as the poster child for young female Republicans reminds me of John Wayne Gacy. The child molester and serial killer who dressed as a friendly clown for birthday parties and neighborhood celebrations. He looks like your friend, but beneath the white face paint and big red nose (or in this case the blonde hair and Miss America smile) is a festering boil of pus and hypocracy.

The following statement was taken from Ann Coulter's Official Website:

John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Pick me! Remember when Senator Allen called his colleague a "macaca?" Is some ridiculous comment by John Kerry really all she can come up with? At least his comments were relevant, and not just racist name-calling.

Maybe the lower-class, underprivileged 18-year-old boys who are being shipped overseas will start acting a little less "crazy" as soon as the powers that be decide what they really want this war to be about. If I was pulling triggers and risking my life for a frivolous cause, I too would start to go a little crazy.

Oh, and the fact that she even jokes about Karl Rove paying Kerry to say ridiculous things is beyond my comprehension. Hasn't Rove gotten himself into enough trouble without Coulter insinuating that the Republican administration is even more underhanded than we all thought?

And finally - Ha ha ha ha!! While Ann bitches about the liberal media, I'll be at home with my wife doing a happy little "We brought the House back!" dance over a few beers.

CLINTON/OBAMA '08!!

When stupidity eradicates the need for DNA testing...

The wife and I spend a LOT of time watching Forensic Files, Autopsy, Cold Case Files and the like. I mean, a LOT of time. And we always talk about how, even if we were capable of such a thing, we could never commit murder because DNA testing and emerging sciences render it nearly impossible to get away with a crime.

And yet some jackasses make it SO easy! If every murderer was this bereft of the most basic common sense, there would be no need for DNA testing. Then again, the wife and I would have many, many hours of forensic entertainment to fill.

JACKSON, Michigan (AP) -- The party game asked people to name the stupidest thing they had ever done. Police say Jerry Rose answered, "Shot a guy in the head."

Now, Rose is charged with murder and armed robbery in the March 22 slaying of 60-year-old Edgar Hawke.

Hawke's wife and 14-year-old granddaughter found his body at the bottom of the basement stairs in his Parma Township home. A large amount of cash and a .22-caliber rifle were missing, The Jackson Citizen Patriot reported Saturday.

Police were making little headway in their investigation until officers in neighboring Calhoun County questioned Rose's girlfriend about a series of break-ins. She told them about Rose's confession during a summer party, and they gave the information to Jackson County sheriff's detectives.

Rose, 29, was arrested Wednesday at his mother's home. He was arraigned Friday and was being held without bond pending a preliminary hearing November 15.